About the Stockpocalypse

Welcome to the Stockpocalypse, where the apocalypse has been stockpiled and repurposed as an excuse for us to buy more stuff.

We're not actually worried about the impending doom and gloom, because we've got our priorities straight: toilet paper, canned goods, and a 6-month supply of cat food.

Our team of experts (i.e., the guy in charge) has been preparing for this moment for years, and we're ready to weather any storm that comes our way.

So why not drop by and see what we've got in stock? You might even find some decent deals on a few apocalypse-themed knick-knacks.

• Learn about our state-of-the-art shelter, equipped with the latest in doomsday bunker technology.
• Check out our extensive food stockpile, featuring everything from canned beans to freeze-dried ice cream.
• Find out about our entertainment options, including our vast collection of apocalypse-themed board games and a 50-inch flatscreen TV that still works (we think).